Ma Dem & Paw Republican

Ma Dem & Paw Republican.

Picture this:

Ma DEM and Paw Republican, are sitting at home one day
and Ma has to go on a trip for a while(1995). Paw's got
the "house" all to himself.

Well he finds he cant handle the "house" all by himself
and invites his friends to come and help him.
They wash the dishes, they mow the lawn, they cook the food,
they make the beds,they wash the car and take care of the kids.
Now after a while Ma DEM gets back from her trip(2007)and she
finds a house full of "friends".
Paw Republican realizes the house is preety full and says
to Ma, "what are we gonna do Ma??"
Ma says "well their your friends arent they"
Paw looks around and says "heck no Ma, I never invited
this many of them, they're just freeloaders!!"
Ma Dem looks around and with a sigh says to Paw " well
I guess they cant stay here we'll have to help em get
a place of there own down the street."
Paw Republican with a look of utter horror says
"Thats your great Idea? You want to HELP these freeloaders
AND have them live down the street??"
"Ma thats a terrible Idea and I want to know what your
gonna do about this? Its your fault you know,you've been
gone fer a good spell."
Ma Dem, being all tukered out from the trip, sits
down turns to Paw and says "with all our good fortune
Paw cant we help em out?" Paw, his anger
building replys.................To Be Continued.

US ARMY VET